In the savage realm of olfactory indulgence, behold these scented candles, a cacophonous riot of aromas imprisoned within 9oz glass jars, their dimensions of 2.8 inches by 3.5, or for the metrically inclined, 7.1 centimeters by 8.8. Crafted from the very bosom of nature herself, a 100% soy wax blend that knows no boundaries, each candle boasts a wick of 100% cotton, a thread of civilization amidst the chaos, and a label of adhesive permanence, the canvas upon which your hallucinatory visions shall spring forth.
The components of this incendiary concoction are simple: 100% natural soy wax blend, a wick as pure as the breath of a newborn, ensconced within the confines of a glass jar, a vessel for your wildest yearnings. And as the flames dance, they do so for an eternity, a burning time stretching between 50 and 60 hours, an infernal carnival of sensory excess.
But the madness doesn't end there. Choose from among five different aromatic incarnations, each a portal to realms unknown, each a whisper from the abyss. And though they hail from parts unknown, these creations are birthed on American soil, a melting pot of global intrigue.
A word of caution, all scents share the same wax color, for in this world of chaos and wonder, unity emerges from the strangest of places.